In pawnor of Presidents Day, we’d like to imagine a world where there’s treats in every bowl and foreign policy leaves everyone feeling a little, well, fuzzier.
“Pee on the rug? Yes we can!”
Franklin D. Poosevelt
“The only thing we have to fear is fear itself… and vacuums.”
“I did not have sexual relations with that leg.”
“Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them… lookin’ at you, kittenz.”
“99% of failures come from puppies who make excuses.”
Lyndon Pee Johnson
Yesterday’s chew toy is not ours to recover, but tomorrow is ours to destroy or lose.”
“Bark softly and chew on a big stick.”
George W. Bush
“This baby’s diaper has gone nu-cu-lar!”
William Paward Taft
I mustache you a question, Mr. President….
John Arf Kennedy
“Ask not what your dog park can do for you, but what you can do for your dog park.”