Whenever you feel fulfilled about your raise, a new job, or beating Bowser’s castle in the final level of Super Mario Brothers– just remember: dogs have cooler stuff than us.
1. This dog has the most fabulous bejeweled necklace you’ve ever seen.
“Hai waiter? I’s like some champagne down here pwees?”
Fabbity fab fab fab necklace.
2. This dog has a personal treadmill. And two more legs than you.
“Why I’s not going nowhere?”
Pup treadmill on Amazon, of course.
3. This dog has his own spa. And a human to bathe him.
“Dees bubbles are hitting… Dere hitting da right spotz. Oh yah, dees bubbles…”
4. This dog has an umbrella… And doesn’t have to hold it.
“Take mee eenside. I still hate chu.”
Dogbrella. (Only $20!)
5. This dog has a shower built just for him.
“Hooman, make sures you warmz da towelz.”
6. This dog has a bed in a pool.
“Uhhhh, scuzi? Could you get mah back? I’s sunburning.”
7.This dog has a Victorian cottage.
“Ello poppit. You want tea and bizkits?”
Cottage. (Also on Amazon.)
8. This Bully has a bone-shaped in-ground pool.
“I shink da kids use mah pool for toilet.”
9. This pup has a door just for her… With an awning. (Doorman not pictured.)
“Hooman, plz get mah bags and tell teh driver to come round at 4.”
Fab dog door.
10. This pup has a polka dot pawdicure.
“I saw dees in Pupple Magazine. Had to haz.”
11. This lucky dog has a leather lounge chair.
“Where my b*tchez?”
12. And this dog has a bottle of $65 perfume called “Sexy Beast.”
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