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15 Epic Dog Vs. Snowmen Showdowns

15 Epic Dog Vs. Snowmen Showdowns

They’re lumpy, they get in the way, and frankly they’re a waste of carrots. Here’s 15 dogs who are not impressed with your snowman this season.

1. “This will not end well.” ThereCanOnlyBeOne

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2. “I said, ‘Wipe that smile off your face, peasant!’ But he wouldn’t, so I had to do it myself.”

3. “I learned today, the only thing worse than a cat is a snowcat.”

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4. “Look, I made it better.”

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5. “So that’s where my stick went.”

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6. “#Squadgoals: get a new squad. #MyFriendsHaveSnowForBrains”

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7. “The name’s Derp. Wyatt Derp. Vote me for sheriff and I’ll put this impostor behind bars.”

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8. “I wasn’t scared, I just didn’t like him.”

9. “No snow, no man, and definitely no style.”

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10. “We both might be white, but only one of us have a deep, crippling fear of the sun.”

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11. “I’ve met my match — the invincible snowman.”

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12. “Oh, hello human. Me and my friend here were just having a nice chat. I definitely wasn’t about to pee on him. I mean, *nervous chuckle* who does that??”

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13. When you’re so ugly not even the dogs want to look at you.

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14. “Let it go, let it go, I can’t hold it back anymore, I just farted on Olaf.”

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15. “Oh man, I just had a nightmare where I was wearing an ugly sweater and posing for this ridiculous Christmas card with an evil snowman and OH MY GOD IT’S NOT A DREAM IT’S REALLY HAPPENING.”

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