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15 Takeaways From The Famous NYC Halloween Dog Parade

15 Takeaways From The Famous NYC Halloween Dog Parade

This was a lot to take in. I refuse to rank them, because they are all Hallowinners. But I will give you a glance at some of the magic I witnessed. Grab some puppy corn. We’re doin this.
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1. The more intimidating the costume, the less intimidating the pup. Which makes the costume way better.

Like little Nola who showed up as the least intimidating spider you’ve ever seen.

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Or this teacup poodle who showed up as a shark (which in hindsight might have been a little too ambitious).

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Seriously, we’re gonna need a smaller boat for these sharks.

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If this is what the devil actually looked like, we would all be knocking down the door to Hell.

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2. There were more Bob Ross’s than you would expect.

I guess Halloween really brings out your true colors.

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And sometimes those true colors are Bob Ross.

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3. WE FOUND WALDO!

He was WAY cuter than I remember from those books when I was a kid.

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4. Pumpkins were PSYCHED.

“ERMAGERD I’M THE CUTEST PUMPKIN AT THIS PARADE GIMME ALL THE BELLY SCRATCHES PLZ.”

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Or Hobie Wan Kenobi who was just really really excited about life. Of course his name is a pun. Look at that face.

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5. Lobsters were…not psyched.

“Um, did anyone order this lobster with an extra side of SASS?”

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6. The pups at this parade knew how to #treatyoself. Literally.

Like Monty The Doodle who managed to kill it as a Hostess snack. The two pieces of hay dangling from his mouth were just icing on the pupcake.

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Or this DELICIOUS Corgi.

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Or this fuzz face. Why yes, we WOULD love some fries with that tail shake.

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Or Eames the Bulldog who is a master of all things canine cuisine.

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Speaking of cuisine, Noodles appropriately went as a College Freshman Meal Plan (aka Cup O Noodles)

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And then I saw THE HAPPIEST PUPPIN HOT DOG THAT HAS EVER EXISTED. (Guess he hasn’t heard about that human D.N.A. thing yet).

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7. Even the royal pups made an appearance.

#PopeLeroy rolled up in style, looking extremely enthusiastic and approachable.
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“I am King Malcolm. Bow wow down.”

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8. The pugs REALLY nailed it this year.

“Just a friendly reminder to exfoliate. Also, what is my life right now?”
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Doug The Pug made a great Harry Pawtter.

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Not sure if he was a king, or a pimp, so we’re gonna go ahead and call him the King of Pimps. (Note to self: Always bring a refill of Courvoisier).

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9. Things got a little sexy at one point.

Watch out Playboy Bunnies, @queenbillieburg is coming to steal yo man.

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And if you ever wondered what puppy cleavage looks like, here you go.

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10. If you are a poodle or a doodle, you are basically just a living teddy bear.
Case in point: Teddy Roosevelt aka @teddygramnyc

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Dogs or beanie babies I really can’t tell.

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11. I officially found my spirit animal.

A WHOOPIE CUSHION. I am in ruv.

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12. You can’t go wrong when you dress a dog as another animal.

TURTALLY nailed it.

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“What do you mean I have WINGS but I CAN’T fly?”

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#FlockOnFleak

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13. Pit Bulls will always melt your heart.

This adorable duo went as my Facebook newsfeed!

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14. When in doubt, bring out the sombrero.

Honestly that’s just a great motto for life in general.

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15. Pups don’t care what they are for Howloween, as long as they get to be with their hoomans.

Sometimes you just gotta get a little cheesy.

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Featured Image via @queenbillieburg

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