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18 Reasons You Should Be Thankful This Isn’t Your Dog

18 Reasons You Should Be Thankful This Isn’t Your Dog

Editor’s note: Rude Dog is one of our favorite trash-ruvin’ pups here on The BarkPost. This post comes from his loving mamz, Heather, on why you should be thankful that your dog isn’t as mischievous as Rudie. ; )

1. Your dog didn’t need $3,000.00 surgery two weeks after being adopted because he snatched a corn cob out of your hand and refused to poop it out.

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2. Your dog didn’t eat your girl scout cookies.

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3. You don’t have a padlock on your refrigerator.

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4. You don’t have all major appliances anchored to the wall, lest your dog get bored.

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5. The first thing you told your realtor wasn’t “no open floor plans” because you needed to keep your dog out of the kitchen.

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6. The second thing you told your realtor wasn’t “ranches only” because somebody has a history of jumping out windows to fight bottlerockets.

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7. You can have a conversation with your elderly neighbors without yelling about how sorry you are for your dog’s behavior.

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8. You can eat a meal in peace.

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9. You don’t have to sleep on the couch because your dog likes to make blanket forts.

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10. Every wall in your home isn’t a “booger wall”.

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11. Your dog doesn’t prefer walking in inclement weather.

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12. The entire world doesn’t know what is in your trash.

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13. Your dog doesn’t trample the landscaping.

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14. And he isn’t inclined to roll in burr bushes.

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15. He isn’t an aspiring dishwasher.

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16. Your dog doesn’t need all 85lbs boosted into the car.

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17. And then he doesn’t barf every time he is in it.

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18. But mostly, you should be thankful this is not your dog, because he already has a home that ruvs him berry much.

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Featured image via Rudie Loves Trash

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