"I was born camera ready."
"The water really brings out my eyes. I mean, I knew I was good looking before, but DAMN."
"Wait can you take it again? I think my eyes were closed for that one. Oh right, it doesn't matter."
"I was WONDERING what I looked like. Not bad."
"Of course I know what I look like when I take a bath. Don't be ridiculous."
"Good heavens. I look even more British than before. Quick, somebody hand me a monocle and a cup of tea! And biscuits. Lots of biscuits."
"Ok, if we're being honest I'm just here for the treats."
"This was not worth the craft services table."
When you go from 80's aerobics instructor...
...to a member of a 90's grunge band.
"I better not have gotten out of bed for nothing."
"DUDE. I got frosted tips now. Let's go to the club."
"Ok, but promise it's only going to be a little splash?"
"Don't even think about putting this on Instagram..."
"Ok I'm going to give this water thing one more chance."
"Nope. Done. I hate dis."
"You're using sulfate free shampoo, right? My hair is VERY fragile."
"What do you mean you FORGOT my hair iron?"
"Surprise! What kind of a surprise?!"