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18 Things Only Bulldog Parents Understand

18 Things Only Bulldog Parents Understand

Oh bulldogs. English. French. American. They come in all shapes and sizes, but the one thing they have in common? Those adorable mushy faces and big ol’ bulldog eyes.

Being a pup parent for a bulldog is a special kinda ruv. Here are 18 things only bulldog parents understand.

1. They love just “hanging out.”

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Image via @henryandpenny

No one lazes like a bulldog lazes.

2. They sleep super weird.

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Image via @henryandpenny

Bulldogs like to sleep sitting up mostly because they can’t breathe as well laying down.

3. They argue in snorts.

Because whining? That’s lame.

4. They are not good swimmers (they sink in the pool unless they have a life vest).

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Image via @henryandpenny

5. One word: Stubborn. If you tell them to come inside, they will look at you, shake their heads, and continue playing outside. 🙂

6. They help to maintain the lawn.

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Image via @henryandpenny

7. FARTS FARTS FARTS FARTS FARTS FARTS FARTS FARTS FARTS.

Sometimes, they even scare themselves with their flatulence power.

8. Due to luscious flaps & being incredibly lazy ~ they can eat lying down.

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Image via @operation_sumo

9. A lot of people think they look menacing but they’re the ‘Nanna’/grandma breed having amazing temperaments and patience with children!

10. They’re not fat–just stocky.

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Image via @operation_sumo

11. They take puppy eyes to a new level.

GARGH. Fine, just break my heart!!!!

12. They have more personality than Will Ferrell–and they’re just as funny.

13. So much drool. So, so much.

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Image via The Daily Top

14. Is that a thunderstorm? Oh wait no. That’s just a bulldog snoring.

15. They will warble to get your attention.

16. They have an obsession with skateboards, and they soon master these four wheeled contraptions!

17. The side-eye. Oh, the side-eye!

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Image via @squinkygabriel

18. They’re basically big ole lapdogs. Their love and loyalty are unmatched!

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Image via @kaityfu

Featured Image via @frankiegoestowork

 

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