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You Need To Watch This Video Of A Bulldog Peeing On A Boy’s Dreams.

Welcome to Bark After Dark, a series of hilarious but slightly unusual articles we post in the wee hours of the morning for you weirdos night owls. Not for the faint of heart, weak of stomach, or low of humor. Enjoy!

Tonights installment of depravity is an important, under-30-second operetta.
I recommend playing some 2nd Movement from Bach’s “Orchestral Suite No. 3 in D Major” while taking in this masterpiece beat by beat. Let’s begin…

 

Enter our hero. A boy without a name, but big dreams.
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Dreams of making the team. Dreams of getting out of this one-horse-town. Dreams of uploading a video…
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He shoots…
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He scores! Life is beautiful! Seize the day! Anything is possible! The Secret!
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But wait…
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What’s this…?
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Enter, our water-logged villain.
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Tyson.
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“Oh hey there Tyson! Did you see that kick I ju-”
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“…Tyson? What are you doi-?”
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“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”
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Our hero runs to try and salvage his happy ending…
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But it’s no use…
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The peed is done. Tyson won.
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His shot had better aim.
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*fart noise*
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Happiness is flushed down the toilet.
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And the toilet is a camera.
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Fin.


 
I could spend the rest of my life taking screen shots of this video.
 
 

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