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**Young humans, look away. This one's for grown folks!** It's like a scene out of one of your most twisted nightmares: you're sitting in your house with guests when your pup comes up to you with a huge sex toy in his mouth. What do you do? Laugh it off? Wish the ground would open up and swallow you whole? Here are 11 naughty dogs who need to be kept away from their human's nightstand.
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"It's the most chewy toy you've ever gotten me, human! Thank you so much!"
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"It's kind of floppy but I think I can make it work."
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"No, I'm not overcompensating."
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"Oh hai there. Oh no, I'm ok. Just taking my stick for a walk."
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"It feels like a bone but there's something off. I can't quite put my paw on it."
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"This one's mine. I think you hide yours next to your bed somewhere."
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"I'm so glad you're home! Let's play fetch!"
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"Back off, human. Finders keepers."
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"Oh, you want this back? "
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"I mean I just want to play fetch. I don't know what your problem is."
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"Well, you left it on the floor so I figured I'd give it a home."
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NSFW: 11 Dogs Who Accidentally Fetched From Their Human’s Secret Toy Drawer

Welcome to BarkPost After Dark, a series of hilarious but slightly inappropriate articles we post in the wee hours of the morning for you weirdos night owls. Not recommended for baby hoomans or the overly sensitive. Enjoy!

h/t to College Humor
Featured image via The Telegraph

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