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Disney Dogs Set Impossible Standards For Puppies To Live Up To

Disney Dogs Set Impossible Standards For Puppies To Live Up To

It’s no surprise that Disney princesses can give young girls unrealistic views on love, beauty, and what it means to be female, but did you know that the Disney dogs set an impossible standard for puppies, as well? For example…

Dog bangs don’t look like this…
bangs
they look like this.
dog bang

Dog cleavage doesn’t look like this…
george
it looks like this.
preg yesGOOD

Dog anus’ don’t look like this…
anus

they look like, well, I guess they sometimes look like Jesus, but the point is they’re THERE.
Jesus

And lets be honest, not even those lucky enough to be born with opposable thumbs look adorable eating spaghetti and meatballs. Case in point…(volume up, please)

YOU’RE PERFECT JUST THE WAY YOU ARE, CHIHUAHUA!

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Featured image via DoubleD and @freeniethedog

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