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55 Dog Bums. That’s All.

55 Dog Bums. That’s All.

♫ Ohhhhh I’ve got a ♫


♫ lovely bunch of doggy bums *tweedle-e-de* ♫

♫ There they are all standing in a row ♫

boston terrier butts

Bum source.

 

♫ bum bum bum bum ♫

♫big ones♫

 

♫ small ones ♫

 

♫ some as big as your head… ♫

 

♫ Ya give ’em a scratch ♫



 

♫ a flick of the wrist ♫

♫That’s what the doggeh ruvs!♫

♫ Ohhhhhhhhh!♫

♫ I’ve got ♫

♫ a lovely bunch of doggeh bums… ♫

♫ *Tweedle-e-dee* ♫

♫ There they are all standing in a row ♫

♫ bum ♫

♫ bum ♫

♫ bum ♫

♫ Every bum I see it ♫

♫ gives me laughs in my belly! ♫

♫ There’re furry ones… ♫

♫ Baby ones… ♫

 

♫ Some that mess with your head… ♫

 

♫ With a flick of their tail… ♫

♫ They never fail… ♫

♫ To make my belly hurt! [From laughin’] ♫

Now what I can’t decide…

…Is which booty is best…

Between da Corgis and da Bullies! ♫OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH♫

♫ I’ve got ♫

♫ a lovely bunch of doggeh bums… ♫

 

Tweedle-e-dee. 😉

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