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15 Sneaky Things Your Dog Does When They’re Home All Alone

15 Sneaky Things Your Dog Does When They’re Home All Alone

Hey, it’s me, your dog. Guess what? We know about the covert puppy cams. You thought we didn’t? Oh, yeah. We do.

As a doge, I need to set the record straight about what we pups REALLY do when you leave the house. And the things we do on camera? We do ’em on purpose. Like so:

Yeah. I totally meant to do that.

Why, you may ask, am I betraying the canine code? Cuz my name is Andi, and I’m not just droppin’ poo bombs, I’m droppin’ truth bombs. Yes, like Miley Cyrus I #CantStopWontStop.

1. We Great Escape it better than Steve McQueen. (He got caught. We don’t.)

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Image via Giphy

2. We do impressions of Dr. Evil with your garden. Why? Cuz we can.

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Image via Giphy

3. We lick….stuff.

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Image via giphy

4. Case the place for those Big Pupper cams.

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5. Sleeping. On your bed.

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Image via Giphy

6. Throwing a house pawty with the streamers you hide in the bathroom

7. Interning with Jeff Lewis for interior design credits. #TooMuchColor.

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Image via PittiesInCity

8. Raiding your wardrobe to get rid of your fashion mistakes. NO MORE TURTLENECKS!

9. Whooping 13-year-old teenagers at Modern Warfare. Sorry bout the next cable bill, btw.

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Image via dorkly.com

10. Surveillance. (The mailman+the Poodle next door=shameless).

11. Practicing selfie faces in the mirror so we can continue to dominate Instagram.

12. Helping ourselves to the cat’s cookie jar. You know the saying: one cat’s poop is another dog’s treat.

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Image via cannolifund

13. Auditioning to be a guest chef for Rachel Ray’s show.

14. Getting highlights the old-fashioned way: the sun.

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Image via Flickr

15. Keeping it real with the cat.

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Image via imgur.com

Does your pooch want to join the #pupfessions movement? Tell ’em to spill da kibblez on Facebook or in the comments below!

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