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13 Body Positive Mama Dogs That Let It All Hang Out

13 Body Positive Mama Dogs That Let It All Hang Out

Welcome to BarkPost After Dark, a series of hilarious but slightly inappropriate articles we post in the wee hours of the morning for you weirdos night owls. Not recommended for baby hoomans or the overly sensitive. Enjoy!

Every dog has them. So why the stigma? Prominent ones just mean you’ve popped out a few puppies. Free the nipplez!

1. “Oh hello…”

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2. “Not everyone is symmetrical, and that’s totally okay.”

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3. “My eyes are up here.”

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4. When your human Snapchats your nips to their friends. :/

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5. “There’s nothing wrong with topless sunbathing! (Except for maybe sunburned nipples.)”

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6. #BodyPawsitive

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7. “I’m fertile and fabulous!”

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8. “One really must experience the fresh air on one’s bits.”

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9. “Gravity happens. I’m in the process of accepting it.”

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10. “There goes my social life.”

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11. “Here I am in all my (morning) glory!”

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12. “Ready for our centerfold shoot!”

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13. “Yeah, I’m a Pug with jugs. Got a problem with that?”

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Featured image via Pihling Kansas

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