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20 Of The Absolute Worst Things About Having A Dog

20 Of The Absolute Worst Things About Having A Dog

Barring disaster and real tragedy, these are the worst things that befall pup parents. Number 15? No thanks.

1. Trying to open a poop bag with no discernible opening.

For the love of dog, I’m a college graduate!

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2. When people tell you how to be a pup parent.

Look, I don’t tell you how to raise your human kids.

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3. When there’s a fence around the grass…or no dogs allowed!

The injustice!

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4. When they lick their butt…then lick your face.

Aaaauuuughhhh!!!!!

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5. Those plastic wrapper things around the bully stick that will not. Come. Off.

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6. Crumbled treats.

“I guessssss I’ll eat it.”

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7. Leash under the leg.

#Pawkward

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8. When your dog tries to follow someone else home.

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9. Your dog got her first ice cream cone.

Now she goes totally bonkers when she hears the truck’s jingle.

10. They can’t tell the difference between a BarkBox and an Amazon box.

Remember that time he tried to open the box your PlayStation came in?

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11. Putting on the harness wrong.

Wait, is that your LEG? What the pup.

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12. Hearing people say, “Back in my day, dogs didn’t wear shoes!”

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13. When you’re kissing them and they sneeze in your mouth.

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14. When you are kissing them and they lick the inside of your nose.

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15. When they express their anal glands.

On you.

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16. When you have a big dog and everyone leaves the dog park.

🙁

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17. Balloon booties.

Hilarious schadenfreude until you have to put them on.

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18. Tangled leash.

Oh my dog.

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19. When they ingest tiny pieces of toy.

Don’t worry, you’ll see it later.

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20. When you’re trying to take the perfect photo and they keep looking away.

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Featured image via Quickmeme

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