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11 Names Dogs Would Choose For Themselves If They Could

11 Names Dogs Would Choose For Themselves If They Could

Hey. They want to upgrade “Buddy.” And I don’t blame them.

1. “I am…Sasha Furce.”

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2. “Who is this ‘Peanut’ you are referring to, human? I am Lord Mørket Ulv Dogror, Carpet Destroyer!”

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3. “Hi! My name is (record scratches) Slim Snorty.”

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4. “Cornelius. Cornelius Einstein.

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5. “Brady. No wait, Brice. Actually, Brody. Tiiiight.”

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6. “Just don’t call me ‘Late For Dinner’! Har har, that’s a knee slapper! (Wait, where’s my knee?)”

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7. “Karl Dogerfeld.”

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8. “Fiona. LOL.”

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9. “Miranda Furr. #Angel”

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10. “Edith Bouvier Beagle. My mother is from Flanders. My father’s family were the Beagles.”

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11. “I told you. I am Cody.”

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Featured Image via Paper Cards

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