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16 Dogs Who Walked In On Their Humans Watching Porn

16 Dogs Who Walked In On Their Humans Watching Porn

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You’ve closed the windows, drawn the curtains, and turned up the music on your cellphone to create the perfect level of inconspicuous, ambient noise.

You ready to watch some porn.

So… you start watching porn. A few minutes later, your dog walks in and things get real awkward, real quick. Here are 16 dogs that feel your pain:

1. “DOH! Can’t un-see it. Can’t un-see it!”

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2. “OH! I was just- I’m just gonna grab my, my jacket! That’s all I – nevermind. I’m going to leave now. Ohgod.”

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3. “Did I just …? Did you just …? I’m gonna go vomit and come back later.”

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4. “I guess I’ll see what’s on the TV … WHAT THE (censored)!”

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5. “Gross! Gross. GROSS. ….Gross.”

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6. “I’m ashamed for you.”

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7. “Hello, therapy. Goodbye, innocence.”

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8. “You know I can see you, right? Like… I’m watching you watch porn and you’re not even trying to hide it? It’s like, because you haven’t cleaned your windows in two years you think I can’t see you. And I can. I can see you watching porn. Get some dogdamn blinds.”

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9. “I wasn’t even out of the room. I was napping. Like I don’t have ears. I HAVE HUGE EARS!!!! I wake up from a nap to see that. You #$@%ing people.”

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10. “STOP! Lady, that looks like a dog toy!”

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11. “Make it go away. Please make that image go away.”

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12. “Are you watching porn… at a picnic?”

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13. “Gary, are you watching porn in front of this chain link fence?”

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14. “Are you watching porn in a- ohmyGod that’s the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen. What’s wrong with you?

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15. “If this is becoming a problem… there are resources out there to help you.”

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16. “I knew you had it in you, you little freak.”

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Featured image via Bored Panda

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