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24 Brainy Doxies Ready For Sausage School

24 Brainy Doxies Ready For Sausage School

Back 2 School season is upon us, and these Dachshunds from the #WeenTeam are getting ready to Bark Back 2 School.

1.  “I’ve just remembered…. I don’t know how to read.”

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2. “I already gave the teacher an apple and finished my homework before it was assigned.” #teacherspet 

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3. “I can paint with no hands!!!”

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4. “Listen up, Weens! We are going to learn how to steal food off plates today.” 

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5. “The difference between me and Harry Potter is that I make this look good.”

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6. “Does this mean I get extra treats? “

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7. “I decided to put myself through vet school. If anyone’s gonna put things in my butt, it’s me.” 

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8. “I will not strut around like I own the place. I will not strut ar — I give up. I know I own the place with these puppy eyes.”

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9. “Those other Wieners would steal my dog treat sandwich from under me if given the chance.”

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10. “This is my life now.”

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11. “Remember to vote for me, Cody the Ween, for President! I promise that no human will ever utter the words, ‘There are no more treats.'”

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12. “Mom, I’m gonna be late. You do this every first day of school, I’m sick of it.”

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13. “You can’t sit with us.”

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14. “These glasses don’t make body look shorter, do they?”

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15.  “Welcome to Sausage School. First class of the day will be How to Housebreak Humoons.”

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16. “Could I have a sandwich for lunch instead? I don’t really like carrots. What am I, a rabbit?”

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17. “I’m swagged out to the max. Let’s do this thing.”

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18. “I’m going to make so many new friends!”

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19. “I’m ready to have Weenderful Time!”

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 20. “Why do we always have to take sibling pictures on the first day?” 

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21.  “If you think I can carry all these heavy books, you have lost it.”

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22.  “GOOOO WEEN TEAM! First Week back and we are ready to cheer for the Wiener Dog Races!” 

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23. “It really hurts my feelings when you call me a Weenie in class.” 

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24.  “This is the only word I can spell…. I guess I have to go back to Sausage School.”

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Happy Back 2 School from The Ween Team! 

Featured image via ABC News

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