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Welcome to CUTE ATTACK, your Monday morning medicine. We’re dishing you our favorite dog shtuff at approximately 300 Awws per second. Today’s subject: How to fetch a refund!
You know what day it is… your dogs do too. Lucky for you, we here at BarkPost know the best accountants in the business. For all your last-minute tax day questions, look no fur-ther!
Five tax tips dug up by number-munching dogs
1. Write off contributions to your I-ARF-A
“Ok, looks like I added… six moldy tennis balls to my under-the-bed fund.”
2. Report your sock market losses.
“How much of the laundry did I eat this year? Let me start counting…”
3. Track your doing-business expenses.
“Hmm, we spent a lot on poop bags this year. I really think I can clean up my own mess, but Dad doesn't want me to eat the cost.”
4. Itemize your de-dachshunds.
“So I tallied it up and it looks like that treat I got after breakfast doesn’t count. So gimme two more, please.”
5. Don't forget to claim your dependents.
“Ok, I’m definitely claiming Mom, cuz she said she can’t live without me… and I think I’ll claim the squirrel out the window too. The cat’s on her own this year.”
Good luck out there, everybody! And if you have a picture of your brainy dog munching-the-numbers, send it our way!
Do you have pics or videos of your dogs in glasses? Attach Form 1020-K9 to your W2– or better yet, just send them to us!