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What's your dog identity?

Stoopid Internet Games!

Can you guess which one’s Mr. Grumpy Paws?

internet games

Welcome to Thank Dog It's Friday (TDIF!), when we dig up our goofiest, most ridiculous stories, just for you. If things don’t get weird, we’re doing something wrong. This week: Silly Games for you and your pals!

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Are you more of a "Princess Fuzzybutt" or an "Old Zeke"? Do you sip on a Blue Moose while dancing the Williamsburg Fetch? And maybe you're as scandalized as I am by the breaking story, "TOM HANKS HUMPS STRANGER'S LEG!"

This week, we made up some games just for you. We even tested them on our coworkers, to make sure the results were exactly as ridiculous as we wanted. See some of our favorites, try 'em out for yourself and share with your friends!

Pup Inspired Name Games

1. WHAT'S THAT YOU'RE LAPPING ON, M'DEAR?

your specialty cocktail

"Waiter, I'll have a Red Bianca. Make it a double!" — Zoe

"Donut Daisy. I think I might mix one up!" — Stacie

2. IN MY DAY THEY CALLED IT THE JITTERPUG!

dance craze

"The White Plains Hop. Pretty sure we did that when I was growing up." — Chris

"Mine's the Bangalore Crawl. Ahahaha that's probably the dance people do when they're stuck in that awful traffic." — Tazz

3. MY OTHER DOG HOUSE IS A DESIGNER PURSE

Prissy dog name

"I'm Sir Fancy Boy! That's what they called me in middle school." - Wheaton

"Wow I'm Princess Silly Fluff. I need that printed on a Juicy Couture jumpsuit stat." - Katie

Of course, some folks don't want no namby-pamby floofy dog name. So we fixed up an option what fer the rest of ya…

4. I AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG

Hound dog name

"Good Ol' Molly, reportin' fer duty. Let's catch us some rabbits." — Brandon

"Big Scout is gonna chase hisself some squirrels right up that there tree, yup." – Ian

5. I READ ABOUT IT IN OK! WAGAZINE

Pro tip: add a "THIS JUST IN!" in front for some extra-gossippy pizzazz.

Tabloid headline

"THIS JUST IN! TOM HARDY STEALS COWORKER'S SANDWICH. That kinda just makes me like him more." — Lisa

"THIS JUST IN! SHIAH LEBOUF TOTALLY FREAKS OUT ON THE EXTERMINATOR. Maybe that's his next performance piece??" – Jared

Aright, it's your turn! Try em out, test your friends, and send us your favorite results. We can't wait to see what you come up with!

Don't be a Mr. Grumpy Paws - share your Prissy Dog Name with the world!
    

What's your dog's best trick– or their worst habit? Send us a picture or a video and tell us all about it!

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