Cute Attack: In honor of "Sploot"
Welcome to CUTE ATTACK, your Monday morning medicine. We’re dishing you our favorite dog shtuff at approximately 300 Awws per second. You can even pick what you want to see next week, in the poll below! Today’s subject:The insanely adorable SPLOOT!
What is the sploot, you may ask? Let's get the answer from our favorite, most trusty source: Urban Dictionary!
We’re equal splootertunists here, so we believe that all breeds can sploot and it’s just as cute. Keep reading for proof!
IN HONOR OF THE SPLOOT *Drumroll pls*
1. One of these sploots is not like the others.
"Don’t be scared, ladies. I’m just a rebel who plays by my own rules."
2. The Drama Queen Sploot
"The holes I dug, the bones I’ve lost… some mornings I just sploot here and remember…"
3. Sploot Nouveau.
"I call it the front sploot. It’s the hot new sploot."
4. The Pink-Pawed Puppy Sploot
"I don't know how to do my business outside but I sure know how to sploot!"
5. The Awkward Smile Sploot.
"OH HAI DON’T MIND MEZ JUST HAVIN’ A SPLOOT."
6. The "I Can't Even" Sploot.
"When life gives you lemons, make a sploot."
7. The Vet Office Sploot.
"Say there won’t be shots and I’ll unsploot."
From the above images, one can surmise that there are many different kinds of sploots. What's your dog's specialty sploot? Send your pup's sploot pics in with a caption and we might feature them in an upcoming email!
Oh, and don't forget to vote below for what you'd like to see in your inbox next week. Yeah, it's a tough choice.
Do you have a champion splooter? We wanna see so we can give their sploot the cute credit it deserves!