Welcome to CUTE ATTACK, your Monday morning medicine. We’re dishing you our favorite dog shtuff at approximately 300 Awws per second. Today’s subject: the Wieners you guys emailed us.
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Wiener Madness is coming! We asked for your Dachshunds, and holy roly poly did you guys deliver! From Little Dog to Longman, from puppehs to seniors, and even a Maltese (c'mon guys), we were overwhelmed with literally hundreds of pawsome pups. Guess a lot of people really want to put their Wieners on the internet!
To make room for so many fantastic sausages, our hero Crusoe (17 time Weiner Madness Champion), who we originally invited to play in the bracket, stepped aside to make room for more of you. So you know we must be dealing with some real hot dogs!
We couldn't stuff every Wiener we wanted into our Wiener Madness Tournament, so we wanted to take a sec to celebrate some of our favorites who juuuust barely missed the cut.
HONORABLE MENTIONS: THESE ARE A FEW OF OUR FAVORITE WEENS:
1. This goofy lil’ lioness.
“One day Simba, All of this will be yours.”
2. This fashion furward senior.
“You’re never too old to dress with the best.”
3. This gentleman with a name that makes us happy-dance.
“My interests include: space ships, cool waves, and charming the socks off of everyone who asks for my signature.”
4. This Pup who won’t take poop from nobody.
“If you think you’re gonna fake-throw that ball one more time, you’ve got another thing coming.”
5. This pup who’s ready to stare down old foes… and make new friends?
“Do we not hate baths? Do we not eat our Mother’s socks? Let’s find common ground, furrend.”
6. This valiant beach babe.
“I’ll save your life… right after I’m done being gorgeous.”
THANK YOU for showing off your weenies! We loved 'em all! No matter how big or how smol, every one of them is beautiful in their own way. And believe us, trying to pick our favorites took like a year off of our lives.
Stick around Friday, when we announce our Chompionship contenders!
We might not be looking for contenders for Wiener Madness anymore, but we'd love to see more pics and videos of your Wieners, so send 'em in!