WIENER MADNESS IS FINALLY HERE!
Welcome to Thank Dog It's Friday (TDIF!), when we dig up our goofiest, most ridiculous stories, just for you. If things don’t get weird, we’re doing something wrong. This week: Round 1 of WIENER MADNESS!!!!
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The selection committee spent a long week looking at Wieners, and after much debate and discussion, we figured out our faves. Congratulations & thank you again to everyone who submitted- I mean it when I say that we were blown away by all your fantastic Doxies. You guys are the best!
Without further a-doo, here are THE CONTENDERS! Don't forget to VOTE at bottom!
The First Round Match-Ups Are... *drum roll, pls*
1. BAXTER vs SNOOPY
Baxter's the most dapper Doxie we may have ever seen. But Snoopy's lel' tongue is so close to the Finals, he can taste it!
2. ANNABELLE vs FINLEY
Can Annabelle work her magic to the Final Fur, or will little Finley win a round for the SnapChat generation? (P.S.: what is SnapChat?)
3. OSCAR MEYER vs ZOE
In a battle for best Weenie, you can always bet on Oscar Meyer. Unless Zoe runs circles around the competition!
4. SKWIGARR vs WALLY
I don't know what Skwigarr means, but it just might mean "Champion." Meanwhile, Wally's ready to school the competition- on the court *and* at the polls.
THE WILD CARD
Folks, we tried *so freakin' hard* to get down to eight Dachshunds. But WE CANNOT. TURN DOWN. THIS WEENIE. IN A STROLLER.
So yeah. That last match-up is gonna be a three-way. We just couldn't help ourselves.
Check out the bracket below:
While this definitely wasn't easy at all, we've finally got our top 9 all picked out for ya. The truly challenging part comes now. You get to vote on the match-ups, and your vote will decide which 4 Wieners get into the Final FøUR! Go furth and vote wisely for the fate of these Wieners lie in your hands.
VOTE FOR EACH MATCHUP BELOW! AND LOOK OUT NEXT FRIDAY FOR ROUND TWO: THE FINAL FøUR!
You might not have a Wiener, but you can still vote! Send us your dog pictures and videos and tell us why your pup is a champion. We'd love to see them.