Welcome to BarkPost After Dark, a series of hilarious but slightly unusual articles we post in the wee hours of the morning for you
weirdos night owls. Not for the faint of heart, or low of humor. Enjoy!
Want to feel like a voyeur? Check out this bizarre, funny, should-I-be-watching-this? video of a French Bulldog getting a Swedish massage from her owner. Props to anyone who stays long enough to catch that creepy, child laughter sound in the background.
Who am I kidding? I’m seething with jealousy. No man has ever touched to my body with that much love and attention.