Now THESE are the makings of a rockin’ pawty! Forget the booze, appetizers, and goofy 2016 glasses that are really not doing you any favors. We’ve got three massive boxes of laundry detergent, two healthy servings of celery, and a badass bag of potatoes.
Nothing better than a whole, raw potato to get the party mood going. Now, you may find that some people will try to leave when they realize how hard it is to have so much fun, but have no fear.
You’ve got a BUNCH OF GOLDEN RETRIEVERS, and you’ll be happy to have all of them when it’s time to clean up.
Well, almost all of them.
Try to smile, those fuzzes did their best.