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Chinese Crested Dances His Hairless Butt Off At Groovy Grandma’s Accordion Concert

Welcome to Bark After Dark, a series of hilarious but slightly unusual articles we post in the wee hours of the morning for you weirdos night owls. Not for the faint of heart, weak of stomach, or low of humor. Enjoy!

What would you do if you were walking down the street and stumbled upon this MASTERPIECE THEATRE. As if it were some sort of a garage sale, but instead of hand-me-downs and knick-knacks this yard sale is selling DREAMS …because a chic AF accordionist is tickling the expandable ivories in front of a bunch of naked dogs, one of whom is utterly powerless against the beat.

If I were there, my bra would be on that stage, tears would be streaming down my face, and next thing I know, I’m traveling across the county on a Rascal Scooter telling some wide-eyed, teenage rock journalist that, “I’m not a groupie. I’m a band-aid.” That’s what I’d do.

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