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24 Dogs About To Drop The Hottest Sh*t Of 2016

24 Dogs About To Drop The Hottest Sh*t Of 2016

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*AIRHORN SOUND* Yo yo yo, Barkpost readers! It’s summer of ’16, ya’ll, and you know what that means! The doggies are out to play, rounding up their hottest sh*t of the season. I’m tellin’ ya, this sh*t is hot, hot, HOT. It’s not on Spotify. It’s not on iTunes. There’s no way you’re gonna see this sh*t on a cassette tape of any kind (hopefully). If you want in on it you’re gonna have to find literally ANY dog and pick up your copy today!

1. A subversive little fella who’s sh*t is definitely a hybrid of early Sex Pistols and Rage Against the Poop.

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2. This duo turned their backs on the record industry and have started churnin’ out some truly inspiring self-made sh*t.

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3. He finally went solo and is pushin’ out some of hottest sh*t of 2016.

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4. Two powerhouses finally put their heads a**es together to drop the hottest sh*t EVAHHH.

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5. She always drops the loveliest sh*ts and this one’s her most groundbreaking yet.

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6. He drew on his own pain and suffering to churn out some sh*t that’s entirely his own.

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7. His sh*t is supes reminiscent of early baby Biebs.

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8. Keep an eye out for this gal. She’ll be droppin’ hot sh*t all over Coachella.

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9. Just when you think he couldn’t possibly churn out a hotter sh*t HE DROPS THE BASS POOP.

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10. She really drew on the imagery and sounds of nature for her latest sh*t.

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11. BUT THEN HE GOES AND CHANGES THE FRICKIN GAME DROPPIN’ A SH*T ON A WOODEN STAKE.

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12. THE HOTTEST HOT HOT SOUTHERN ROCKABILITY SH*T OF 2016, BAYBEEE.

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13. A truly inspiring doubly hot ditty, dropped by two of the baddest bi$hes in the game!

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14. “I miss the old Kanye doggy / Straight from the ‘Go Kanye doggy / Chop up the soul Kanye doggy / Set on his goals Kanye doggy…”

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15. WHO SAYS A SWEEPING SCORE THAT PLAYS DURING A CLIMACTIC MOVIE MOMENT CAN’T ALSO BE A HOT SH*T BEIN’ DROPPED?

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16. Love this new Bon Bone Iver album. That’s some HOT SH*T.

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17. THIS HOT SH*T SHOWS SOME REAL VULNERABILITY. Love it when artists aren’t afraid to share their inner selves!

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18. This hot sh*t is gonna stir some sh*t uppppppppp. Ruff the police dogcatcher!

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19. Love it when Macklemore busts out some new hot sh*t.

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20. Such a delicate, thought provoking artist, dropping such a hot, hot sh*t.

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21. Surgery didn’t slow him down… HE’S BACK, BABY, AND HE DROPPIN’ HOTTER SH*T THAN EVAHHHH.

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22. No one can come close to touching this guys hot sh*t. (He won’t ’em scoop it.)

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23. Each hot sh*t he drops is hotter than the last.

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24. This guy’s such an innovative pooper, always reinventing hot sh*t and where to drop it.

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