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15 Reasons Why Your Dog Is Keeping You Single

15 Reasons Why Your Dog Is Keeping You Single

A great wise person once said “true love is hard to find.” Then that person found a dog and later retracted his statement with “lol j/k.” No one quite understands love like dog people, which can make finding a human partner a bit of a challenge. Here are 15 reasons why it’s not Tinder you need to blame, but your dog.

1. If a guy suddenly jumped up in your face, you’d probably punch him.

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2. You take your dog everywhere, even in places where dogs don’t normally go.

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3. A hot, sexy bath with your S.O.? Never heard of it.

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4. You’re perfectly okay with your dog being “the jealous type.”

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5. How you treat humans vs. how you treat your dog

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6. All your friends are celebrating their anniversaries and you’re just like…

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7. But you don’t really care what people think. After all, you can’t do this to a human without getting slapped with a lawsuit.

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8. And humans are too judgmental. Always trying to drag you to therapy and rehab and what not.

 

9. Date night.

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10. Prom night

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11. Wedding night

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12. Your attempts at human relationships are awkward at best.

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13. And downright rude at most.

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14. You honestly don’t understand why people get upset with you about it.

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15. Besides, you and your dog have a good thing going. It’s probably best not to ruin it.

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