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The First Ever ‘Hump-Day Hump-Off’ Will Go Down In Canine History

The First Ever ‘Hump-Day Hump-Off’ Will Go Down In Canine History

Welcome to Bark After Dark, a series of hilarious but slightly unusual articles we post in the wee hours of the morning for you weirdos night owls. Not for the faint of heart, weak of stomach, or low of humor. Enjoy!

Dog knows I can’t resist sharing a dog humping video every Wednesday. After all, Hump Day is the holiest horniest day of the week in canine world!


The past few Hump Days we’ve seen a puppy hump a teddy bear, a Jack Russell jack it with a toy pig, and a Labrador share an uncomfortably amorous couple of minutes with his blankie. However, this week things are a little different, boys and squirrels. It’s an unprecedented, BarkPost event… it’s Bark After Dark’s first ever, HUMP-DAY HUMP-OFF.
*cue Jock Jams*

We need you to VOTE dear, sweet, Bark After Dark-ers! And tell us which of these Hump Day celebration videos is your favorite. (Volume is an important part of the evaluation process.)

A:

B:

or C:

Uncle Sam Wham-Bam-Thank-You-Ma’am wants YOU to #HumpTheVote!
Thank you, and have a very happy Hump Day.

 

Featured image via FL-K9

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