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18 Signs You’re A Crazy Dog Lady

18 Signs You’re A Crazy Dog Lady

The phrase “crazy dog lady” is essentially a badge of honor. To be a Crazy Dog Lady, one does not necessarily have to be a lady, but one does have to go totally overboard in loving their pooch. There are some clear signs to look for if you suspect you may be a Crazy Dog Lady, and as one myself, I have documented them in the list below:

1. Your bedding looks like this. (And yes, you’ve been caught petting and kissing your pillows more than once.)

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2. Your family photos aren’t taken with family but rather with dogs.

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3. This is your version of “going for a walk.”

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4. If children aren’t on your radar, it’s probably because you’ve found substitutes.

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5. If you ever find yourself in a situation similar to that of this man and his Corgi, you are a Crazy Dog Lady.

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6. When your version of #squadgoals consist exclusively of Chihuahuas.

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7. Your dogs play an intricate role in the announcement of your wedding (how did they all know to smile?).

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8. “Where do you see yourself in 20 years?”
You: 

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9. You identify more with with the woman on the left than the woman on the right.

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10. “Sorry I’m late, I was helping my dog sign your birthday card.”

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11. This is your idea of what heaven looks like (which is very accurate I’m sure).

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12. And you’ve long stopped carrying real bags in favor for this:

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13. Getting pumped for the weekend like…

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14. And when you go on vacation, the conversations are always geared at one thing.

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15. You coordinate fabulous together, quite like this steampunk-meets-Nantucket-matriarch look.

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16. You can’t shop without your pupper. Or drink. Or do anything really.

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17. There’s an 80 percent chance the woman in this photo is you.

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18. But regardless of what people may think about you, your dog is your family. No ifs, ands, or buts about it.

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