Rudie the Old English Sheepdog isn’t called “Rude Dog” for no reason. That pup has earned his title by being stubborn, precocious, and… well… rude! Below are 10 resolutions that Mr. Rudie didn’t keep in 2014… And probably won’t keep this year either. 😛
Failed Resolution #8: Keep the house clean.
Failed Resolution #5: Keep up appearances.
Failed Resolution #3: Pay the bills on time.
You might be wondering, “What New Year’s resolutions does Rude Dog plan on following through on?”
1. Try soda for the first time
2. Make friends with a cat
3. Eat a turducken
4. Go to prison
Although word through the grapevine is that there’s no trash digging in prison… So might have to nix that one.