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10 New Year’s Resolutions that Rude Dog Did NOT Keep In 2014

10 New Year’s Resolutions that Rude Dog Did NOT Keep In 2014

Rudie the Old English Sheepdog isn’t called “Rude Dog” for no reason. That pup has earned his title by being stubborn, precocious, and… well… rude! Below are 10 resolutions that Mr. Rudie didn’t keep in 2014… And probably won’t keep this year either. 😛

Failed Resolution #10: Get that morning run in.
 
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Failed Resolution #9: Lay off the sweets.

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Failed Resolution #8: Keep the house clean.

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Failed Resolution #7: Try a new activity.

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Failed Resolution #6: Make new friends.

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Failed Resolution #5: Keep up appearances.

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Failed Resolution #4: Obey the rules.

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Failed Resolution #3: Pay the bills on time.

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Failed Resolution #2: Get ready for swimsuit season.

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Failed Resolution #1: Cook at home more.

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You might be wondering, “What New Year’s resolutions does Rude Dog plan on following through on?”

1. Try soda for the first time

2. Make friends with a cat

3. Eat a turducken

4. Go to prison

 
Although word through the grapevine is that there’s no trash digging in prison… So might have to nix that one.

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