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THIS IS REAL: DOG BUTT CASTING CALL

THIS IS REAL: DOG BUTT CASTING CALL

 

INTERNET THIS IS NOT A DRILL.


 
Every day millions of dog parents head to work in the morning and leave their TVs on for the pups. BarkBox is looking to create a commercial just for dogs and we’re on the prowl for some good dog derrière.
 
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“I like the smell of this so far…”



 
What We’re Sniffin’ For:

We need NYC-based pups with a good lookin’ buns to film for a national commercial we’re working (twerking?) on. If you think your pup’s got the junk in the trunk we need, send your best dog butt pics to butts@barkbox.com. If your pup’s posterior is indeed pawfection, you’ll get a barkback from us!
 

THE RULES:


1. Need some butts with pawsonality and patience. Your pup needs to be able to stand still + repeat for 30 seconds at a time and commit to some serious tail-waggin’.
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2. Twerking is nice, but not necessary.
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3. (See rule 2.)
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4. No stinkers.
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5. And no scooters.
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Please send all bottoms, tushies, rumps, and tails to butts@barkbox.com.
 
PS: What did one dog buttcheek say to the other dog buttcheek? “Between you and me, something smells like dog poo.”
PPS: WE ONLY WANT DOG BUTTS. NO OTHER SPECIES.
 
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