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The Top 15 Ultimate Cases Of Stolen Beds By Catholes in 2014

The Top 15 Ultimate Cases Of Stolen Beds By Catholes in 2014

CATS. What. The. Pup.

Not only are they considered half wild, they are downright, cold, conscienceless criminals.

Not convinced? See for yourself, as collected from a viral subreddit, the ultimate cases of stolen beds by cats in 2014.

1. Capitalizing on frightening situations.

via reddit user SurgioClemente

via reddit user SurgioClemente

“They all run into my office during a big storm.”

2. Claiming the new furniture.

via reddit user LFAIL

via reddit user LFAIL

“The new ‘dog’ beds arrived!”

3. Owning the dog and the dog’s bed.

via reddit user godzirria

via reddit user godzirria

“…Peanut stealing her German Shepherd’s bed…”

4. Playing musical beds and coming out on top. And then rubbing it in the losers’ noses.

via reddit user eamantite

via reddit user eamantite

“Basking in sorrow.”

5. Not pleased their dictatorship is about to be toppled.

via reddit user Leighanneee

via reddit user Leighanneee

“Paco took Dante’s bed again. Only this time Dante was like, “NOPE! My bed.” Paco looks mildly horrified.”

6. Stealing their SAFE PLACE. #Violated

via reddit user nickentendo

via reddit user nickentendo

“My cat has started sleeping in my dog’s crate, and he’s not sure what to do about it.”

7. Laughing at the rebelling peasants.

via reddit user ally-singer

via reddit user alvy-singer

“Get out!”

8. Like Denmark, claiming territory just because.

via reddit user twerkycat

via reddit user twerkycat

“I has the says!”

9. Showing what Party rules the House (and it ain’t the Democrats…).

via reddit user JackofCandles

via reddit user JackofCandles

“First bed was stolen, so we bought a second one. Second bed was stolen as well.”

10. Creating a tableau out of their moral turpitude.

via reddit user thepanichand

via reddit user thepanichand

“A dog bed in front of a fire, even. Nice work cat.”

11. Using demon eyes to intimidate gentle giants.

via reddit user nospoon4u

via reddit user nospoon4u

“205 lb English Mastiff vs 12 lb cat.”

12. Ruining the holidays.

via reddit user room

via reddit user riomx

“She got to enjoy her new bed by herself on Christmas day. The next day, the cats made sure she didn’t get her hopes up.”

13. Winning the battle. And the war.

via reddit user T__Dawg

via reddit user T__Dawg

“The daily struggle in our house.”

14. Forcing dogs into the lap of luxury…wait. Maybe someone has to rethink their strategy.

via reddit user djjolicoeur

via reddit user djjolicoeur

“My dog seized the opportunity to upgrade.”

15. Finally, and most egregiously, finding allies and CONVERTING THEM TO THEIR EVIL PLAN.

via reddit user Sharktopus_

via reddit user Sharktopus_

“Defeat. Henry Chubbsworth vs Spencer.”

h/t to reddit

 

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