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20 Reasons Being A Puppy Is Ridiculously Hard Work (As Told By Puppies)

20 Reasons Being A Puppy Is Ridiculously Hard Work (As Told By Puppies)

Have you ever looked at a dog and thought, “I wish I could come back as a dog in my next life”?

I’ll admit, I’ve uttered the above a few dozen times today throughout my adult life, especially every time my spoiled dogs get their BarkBox and they forget I exist. (You ungrateful little trolls, you can’t order BarkBox without me!)

But being a dog isn’t all about sniffin’ bootay and getting treats 24/7. Sure, once you’re old enough to not pee every two hours things get way more fun, but first you’ve got to get through puppyhood. And being a puppy is HARD. WORK.

Here are 20 reasons being a dog is incredibly hard work, as told by puppies.

1. Your tiny limbs can’t reach the haters.


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2. Someone’s always trying to wake you up to touch you but you just want to sleep.


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3. Eating is always a messy affair.


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4. No one understands that you’re a fierce fluff warrior.


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5. No one warns you that making friends with catholes is, like, impawssible.


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6. You’re so small that any attempts at making yourself a bed out of blankets leave you feeling unsatisfied.


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7. THE CONSTANT YAWNING.


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8. Everyone at the dog park makes fun of you for being part of the Itty Bitty Pittie Committee.


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9. Food is hard.


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10. Stairs. ’nuff said.


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11. You have to share your food with your littermates.


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12. You spend most of your time recovering from tumbles.


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13. You’re completely bewildered by this…thing. wtf. you goiz. wut is this.


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14. Everyone else can stand in the shallow end while you’re struggling to stay afloat.


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15. Every situation is made infinitely worse by your roly-polyness.


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16. You always need a booster seat, even when you’re sitting on your throne.


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17. People just…touch you. And it always tickles.


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18. None of your friends are tall enough to save you from HELL bathtime.


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19. JAIL.


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20. Everyone laughs when you look like a turtle on its back but no one helps you up.


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