Welcome to Bark After Dark, a series of hilarious but slightly unusual articles we post in the wee hours of the morning for you
weirdos night owls. Not for the faint of heart, weak of stomach, or low of humor. Enjoy!
Remember a couple of years ago, when that techno song by Duck Sauce came out? And the only lyric was some guy saying “Barbara Streisand,” accompanied by “whoo” noises? And everyone was like, “What the hell kind of maniacal insanity is happening in my ears right now?!?” But then those Glee youths covered the song and everyone was like, “Never mind! Teenagers are dancing on escalators in Middle America malls, while following their dreams to this song! We’re on board!”
Well, a dog also remixed the tune, and it’s about to bring that song back to “WTF?” status for all y’all.
Sweet dreams? I’m gonna keep drinking.