Herro, will you watch season 2 with me?
Sure the humans have the Netflix original series House of Cards, but the pups have something better– Doghouse of Cards. Doghouse of Cards is the story of Frank Underwoof, a pawerful repawblican dog in Pawshington D.C. who decides to exact his revenge after getting passed over for Sec-Pee-tary of State. The BarkPost compiled our 13 favorite quotes from last season.
The latest scandal in D.C. stinks like cat litter.
I couldn’t pawsibly comment.
Everything is about cuddles, except cuddles.
Cuddles is about power.
Sometimes for my job, I have to put fear in other pups.
I think it’s working.
You don’t get elected to congress year after year without building the right relationships.
Peter Poocho just wasn’t made to be on the campaign tail.
Pawlitical pups know to keep friends close, enemies closer, and their chew toys the closest.
You may be holding the leash…
but I think we both understand how this relationship really works.
Of all the things I hold in high regard, rules is not one of them.
The latest in bi-pawtisan negotiations is making headlines.
At least it’s making something I suppose.
Proximity to power deludes some hoomans into believing they wield it.
I have a call with the Barker of the House later today, am collecting my thoughts.
Pawlitics is a dirty sport.
Ultimately, power is a lot like real estate, it’s all about location, location, location.
Everyone knows the biggest doghouse in Pawshington D.C. is painted white.
Frank Underwoof was played by Uno in this BarkPost original post. A pawlitical pup in his own right, Uno has worked in Nevada, California and Virginia as a champion of progressive canines and causes. All photos were taken by his pop, Mario.
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