You’re in bed fast asleep, and then you hear it: scratching against your bedroom door. It grows louder…and louder. But unfortunately it’s not an axe murderer. Nope, it’s the dog, and he really needs to poop. At least if it was an axe murderer you could have kept your shoes on, but nooooo. Now you have to go outside in your pajamas with curlers in your hair as you stand in the rain and wait for your dog to take his sweet, sweet time pooping.
Al Gore scared the pants off us with An Inconvenient Truth, but us dog people have an even scarier reality — The Inconvenient Poop! Coming to an awkward Saturday morning near you.
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