"I have no idea what I'm doing."
Stig in "Indiana Bones: Tennis Ball of Doom."
"People laugh at you, people hate you, but why do they hate you? Because... they are jealous." #HatersGonHate #PotatoesGonPotate
"Um, does anyone know if I can go potty in this thing? No?"
"Hi, welcome to the Grand Stiggypest Hotel. Sure, I'll fetch those bags for you. No, that never gets old."
"For the last time, Dorothy, there IS no rainbow. Gosh."
"Jeez Luke, always complaining. Why can't you be more like your sister?"
"Double O-Stig. License to Howl."
"Dude, like, I know we're supposed to be rebels and stuff but I'm pretty sure there's a leash law here." #RebelWithFourPaws
"I wish I had an invisibility cloak so I wouldn't have to be seen with these basics."
"Will there be bacon at this breakfast by any chance? Also, who is this Tiffany person? Does she eat bacon?"
"A lot of people don't know this, but the Yellow Brick Road wasn't always yellow. Yeah, I know. It's kind of why they fired Toto. They couldn't get him to use a wee-wee pad. And now I'm here, so...that's nice, I guess."
"ACTION?!? WAIT! I wasn't ready! Oh jeez. They can just edit this out, right?"