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15 Pet Peeves Your Dog Has About You

15 Pet Peeves Your Dog Has About You

Nails down a chalk board, leaving the cap off the milk, whistling… We all have our own pet peeves, but it’s not just us who give the side-eye, but ironically our pets get just as frustrated & have their own quirks. What drives our pets NUTS? Here are … from the dog’s perspective, of course. 

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1. Baths: Really? I cleaned myself today. I licked myself for 15 whole minutes. Is that not enough for you, woman?! 

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2. Pawdicure: As if it’s not annoying enough when I get my nails clipped… If I itch my ears it’s going to rain glitter! 

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3. Slow Walkers: Are you coming or what?! And stop pulling me, I NEED to smell this rock.

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4. Cutting Back On Food: The vet doesn’t know nothin’. I’m just big-boned.

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5. Crotch Sniffing: Why you mad, Ma?  I’m just saying hello! Did you eat asparagus today?

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6. Being Told To Be Quiet: Not sure if you got the memo, but I’m a dog. It’s kind of what I do. You speak English, I speak bark. Talk to the paw. 

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7. Ridiculous Posing: You must be really desperate for Instagram followers.

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8. Blaming Your Farts On Me: Sniff, sniff. Nope, that was definitely not me. Well, maybe that one was, but the one from earlier was definitely you…or me. OK, I don’t really know.

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9. Being Dressed In Bow Ties: What’s happening? Who am I? 

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10. Doing Ridiculous Tricks For Treats: What is this, Halloween in July? Just give me the treat!

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11. Dog Sweaters: What’s wrong with being naked? #BodyPositivity

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12. The Cone Of Shame: Please remove at once. I’m picking up radio signals from countries I never heard of.

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13. When Squirrels Are Out Of Reach: Is he nuts? He’s gotta come down sometime. 

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14. The Dog In The Mirror: Why can’t he just step through the dimension and play with me! 

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15. CATS. 

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Featured Image via @anrobichaud

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